Indeed. No idea what a celebrity is to do these days when followers demand that you pick a side and then take issue with whichever side you’ve chosen, even if it’s simple the side of “don’t kill innocent civilians and children”.

Only someone born post-internet would reflexively think “It was a different time” is meant to be a balm.

Seems like Christmas lawsuits are coming out earlier and earlier every year.

“I would be remiss not to note that the hashtag is commonly used by victims of domestic abuse. Not only that, it’s also the name of an anti-abortion campaign run by Priests For Life and Anglicans for Life. ”

Strange to say, I actually like these as a slideshow. I don’t like having to scroll through every single story on the same page

Any man who lies about his height is pathetic. I’m 5'7" and I’ve never claimed to be anything different, because what’s the fucking point?

“Speaking of Halloween: more stars than Megan Fox flouted the SAG-AFTRA costume rule.”

Or they date co-workers just like everyone else. Or they run in the same circles and meet the same people. Or they like to date people they have things in common with...

Weird snark. I don’t think the world is waiting for their response. Most of us know how devastating this loss is for them. 

Agreed, but this cracked me up:

Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat, Choupette, hissing at Kim Kardashian immediately upon meeting her.

I think people who have been married for a long time don’t see a split in the same way, perhaps, as younger people. After 25+ years, your spouse is more like a member of your family than just your spouse. I can easily see splitting from my husband and living in the same house, particularly if it’s a huge house and I…

Jacob Elordi’s knowledge of Elvis Presley before playing the late rocker was limited to Presley’s voice acting work in Lilo & Stitch.

THE WASHINGTON EXAMINER......AS A CITATION?!?!

“Biased” “partisan” “Washington Examiner”

Are you a new imposter troll? This definitely isn’t Dems fault and you definitely wouldn’t normally cite the Washington Examiner.

New albums used to come out on Tuesdays. 

Definitely not. If you strap me down and force me to pick a “least despicable” also-ran, it would be Chris Christie, which says a lot about the gang.

We have no idea if he was a harm to others. This is none of our business. Stop acting like you’re an expert on their family situation. Not sure why this has anything to do with you involving yourself with a homeless woman you didn’t even know. Family members have a different legal recourse than a complete stranger,…