They seemed to have such great chemistry that it was a bit surprising to learn they didn’t like each other. But… is there anyone really needing a dissection of the topic at this point?

My extremely succesful friend once said to me, of her husband, “I have challenging conversations all day at work. I don’t want that at home.”

And is she related to LARGE MARGE?

It’s great if we want to celebrate Cher dating someone 40 years her junior who is himself nearly 40 years old. But why don’t we extend that when the genders are switched?

They’re obviously horrible people for kicking this poor guy out of the house he bought for millions by going through a proper real estate transaction and giving him more money than the millions he himself paid for it in the first place. I wish I was so unfortunate.

““Anti-bride” is just a new version of the same list of “musts” that a woman has to achieve in order to be a good and trendy host on her wedding day, but framed by punching down at women who want a traditional wedding experience and the legions of women who did the traditional thing before.”

A) How fast did that sale go through? From “not even on the market” to “sold” before his painkillers wore off? Are we to believe that Perry is in kahoots with his anesthesiologist or something?

“Well, during her stint on the Real Housewives franchise, she and her husband and brother-in-law Chart”

There’s an important distinction that gets lost in nearly every discussion of “high-maintenance” women vs. “chill, “low-key,” etc. And that is the distinction between what you are doing/paying for yourself, and what you are asking of others.

Anyone whose “job” title is “life coach and influencer” is not someone I ever want to hear from. About anything. Least of all their feelings on anyone’s relationship.

Ok, I’ll bite, against my better judgment.

And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

“Some people are very uncomfortable about teenagers transitioning…”

New parents remind me of PhD students, in that they think they are the first and only people who have ever had to work a day in their lives.

So it wasn’t Sophie’s choice?

I saw a Graham Norton episode with Swift and Turner. It seemed that they each found the other good company. It is possible to be friends without having ulterior motives.

Women do not think about men all the time and spend all of our time plotting revenge. 

Wut? You care, why? Aside from some weird fixation on a woman you’re never gonna meet. 

White men have appointed themselves as gate keepers of the intellect. Jann Wenner thinks Gaye/Curtis Mayfield/Stevie Wonder are inarticulate. But Mick Jagger ripping off Little Richard is genius? White men think whatever they do is intellectual. But they imagine women and Black people have no theoretical frameworks.…

Yeah, like you might not want the person who’s gonna literally scream and start running at the sight of any bug, to come to your woodsy batch party.

I’m very much a fan of JVN, but I agree with you 100% that he would likely be a bit... much at a cabin weekend party.