Just as Samson’s power was in his long flowing locks, all of Gene Simmons’ power resides in that glorious Patty Duke wig.

Jesus Christ, the third season wasn’t any different from the first two. Morons with nothing better to do like to hold a magnifying glass to a new season, due to their unrealistic and dumbass expectations. It’s a freakin show, not the damn bible. “Rick and morty is in crisis.” You fucking retards, if this was the first…