What’s the appeal?

What is with the nostalgia people have for one of the worst cars from the 1980s. I was unfortunate to own one in. high school. In addition to being a sluggish , unreliable, pussy repellent. It was literally the worst car I ever has the misfortune to drive.

Or maybe don’t be a snarky, condescending, and holier-than-thou pulpit banger in the course of reporting the news. 

Ah yes, This is the article that broke the bending straw. Jalopnik used to feature cool and quirky cars that definitely didn’t meet emission standards, but not a single person cared about that. Jalopnik is no longer about automobiles, its about making fun of people who are passionate about automobiles and being…

So much mis-information in this article. First of all, “rolling coal” isn’t why they got in trouble.   This isn’t a thing the vast majority of diesel owners do. This is just a silly thing a small niche of people do because they are obnoxious. It’s the same thing as that 19 year old kid up the road form you who drives…

Oh no! I'm running an egr delete on my mustang! Should I have to pay a hefty fine because some people are worried about emissions!? Fuck outta here with this bullshit. If people want to modify their vehicles then let them modify them. I get it everyone has an opinion but for fucks sake take yours and shove it up your…

If you think cars are killing the planet, then why are you even here?

I mean he said “shop” in the backyard.

It’s best to just skip the articles that aren’t written by David Tracy or Andrew P. Collins.

Sais the guy who probably asks his neighbor with the big truck for help when he needs to buy a large appliance, bed or BBQ.  These whiny posts on Jalopnik suck. 👎🏼

Huh? Why is his 18 mpg worse than your 18mpg?

Proud of writing so poorly that you’re constantly misconstrued? Weird, but whatever lets you sleep at night, I guess.

Sorry not sorry

For real. Jalop needs to stop trying to tell me what I'm supposed to like.

Just to clear things up. General take that trucks are too big, perfectly fine and ok. Immediatly devolving into stereotyping, criticizing, and insulting everyone who owns a pickup on baseless and biased anecdotal evidence, not ok.

Brown-nosing Brownell isn’t a good look.

The hell you haven’t.

I had a whole spiel written up, but I’m not changing any minds here. These broad sweeping shit takes are just exhausting at this point. 

What the what??? I just had to double check if this was Jalopnik.. I thought I was reading the LA TIMES. Well Bradley not to worry my 2017 suburban fits nicely in my driveway next to my jaguar super 8 and cooper s. Maybe you can park your model 3 at your Peloton class or at Whole foods. Good lord.