There is literally nothing faster than an Evo with Purple Heart plates.

“comes off with approximately the same legitimacy as a Craigslist seller offering a MacBook Pro for $150 because “my daughter dont want it no more”.

Thanks for making me laugh while pooping. It expedited things.

A surprising number of people in my office alone, and if you suggest that perhaps they would get better mileage if they drove something smaller they usually respond with incredulity and bafflement as to why they would ever drive one of those “death traps”.

Stanced car owners who complain about tire wear. I don’t feel bad for you - you did this to yourself

You deserve every joke made about you.

People who drive giant SUVs and bitch about their poor gas mileage. What the hell did you expect?

There are a couple of factors regarding this test that should be addressed.
Color Temperature: A lot of people install aftermarket lights to get that blue or pure white look thinking that because certain manufactures do it, it must be brighter. Nein. The French figured out back WWI that yellow light cast the longest…

Not QUITE the first to use DBW throttles,... the engine, trans, climate control, most of the front suspention, etc, etc were lifted stratight out of the E32 750, which debuted in 1988. (I know as I had a ‘90 750iL AND two 850i’s). There was never even a good manual for the 850’s (E31),.. so we all use the Bentley…

rare combo, body is in nice shape. the electro mechanical bits can be changed (at great cost of cash and/or patience) but this is a car worthy of that pain. E31’s are so pretty.

NP. I’d swing across town and bolt these on:

NP. One of the last BMW’s I would love to own. The rims can be replaced.

This kinda deservers a folding hard top

The filler nozzle update was a service action, not a recall. Recalls are safety related, like the trailing arm recall.

Right, so fuck the owner when the manufacturer is the one that messed up. Smart. I have a recall out right now that I refuse to have done. Its my car and my choice to have work done to it. Its not my fault its wrong, so if they want it fixed, they can come to my house and fix it here or take the car and leave me a…

I’ve spent a lot of time browsing its pages. It’s like an unending room of False Grails. But there is no Holy Grail, just the journey that got you there. It’s the man you become trying to find it.

At 436 pounds, the 2015 is over 20 pounds lighter than the previous iteration.

You should have saved your precious 5-10 seconds on writing that then.

Joint Lighter

if the air conditioning sucks you can call it a Denver omelet. Joint vehicle / high/ dever pot/ cooked soldiers. That was such a stretch.