I think these are clever as fuck.

Um I don't know about you guys, but that isn't "stanced". That car is FAR from "stanced".

Maybe the lack of sound at work is making me miss it, but that looks like a near-stock ride height M3. Huh?

Steel nor Aluminum in casual conversation refer to one metal. There are alloys of both as soft as you describe or many times harder to deform.

So long as you stay on the furniture and don't touch the lava you'll be fine.

cool dumb sensationalist article that doesnt mention that its identical twin has been around for over a decade.

Just remember, Michael Bolton did this.

When did we start calling UAVs drones?

100 percent totally disagree with number one. The X6M is insanely cool. It's so terrible and so great at the same time.

Kirby dance ftw!
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My grievance: being greyed out in the comment section after doing nothing but contributing to the commenting community!!

I've learned from these comments that Jalopnik seems to have finer engineers than NASA does. Before next launch I'm sure NASA will check in with us to make sure they don't overlook anything. Keep up the strong work, boys and girls!

You mean cheap like this?

Honorable mention. Here it is in an E90:

Remember when they put that crappy C6 Corvette steering wheel in the Chevy Cobalt?

I hate that these new cars have giant touch screens because that means that the base model will have a tiny screen that does not fill out the space at all. See below: base Ford Focus

Empty Switch Place holders. They just remind you that you aren't good enough.

It means you've been spotted.

No Shawshank Redemption?

Any beetle with any color + ivory/cream is a win in my book!!!
And even better if its brown and ivory/cream.