Amateur hour again on Jalopnik.

You act like Iraq is some big scary.

When I finally bag the Atlas it will be a station wagon. 

She tried, and failed.

I don’t understand shitting on parents.

It was especially bad during their teal LED phase.

That car is blasted to hell and back. Scratched trim, scratched tail lights, what a mess. It really makes that mass of plastic they used for a tail light look like trash in the close up.

My Atlas is perfect.

Sorry, but minivans are just shit.

What you can’t see in my Touareg is the empty booster seat in the back, or the cargo area filled with enough tools to maintain an EC 135 and a Bell 429.

What’s wrong with SUVs?

We get it, you can't afford new cars. 

Pilots are also generally skilled, and are flying planes that are reasonably maintained.

And more. Sadly, I had to let it go in favor of something with room for tools. Sold it nearing 190k with no problems.

Sorry you drive junk

Yeah, ok. At $3200 a side, I chose to wetsand and polish

In which way is the Cayenne bad?

Where the fuck have I been?

SpEeD lImItS aRe LaWs, NoT sUgGeStIoNs

I like it