“Johnny Cashapp.”

Never change Torch, never change. 

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

I get it, I made a typo. Sorry!

So it’s OK for Elon to hijack the Tesla Q1 earnings call to rant and rave about his COVID views, but not for a question during a NASA press conference. Cool.

Elon Musk should be removed from Tesla and SpaceX. 

Probably a good idea to give the seller a fake name and address and pay cash. Just in case. 

Lawn maniacs tend to take good care of their car as well.
I mean, look at that turf !

From what I’ve read, it seems to be electric cars in general are doing even worse. Honestly, I’m pretty surprised by that but I think it could be because:
A. Gas is incredibly cheap now
B. When people panic they go with what is most familiar, so fewer people are trying out alternatives

Found the cop/bootlicker.

If bad takes are your rubric for enacting a plank-based justice system, you’ve just bested Bradley by leagues. I’d ask you to let us know how the ocean water tastes as you hit it, but I also suspect you wouldn’t be able to tell given your already astonishingly high salt content.

Damn man, that is one hateful comment.

You can fuck 99% of the way off with YOUR shit take, you dumb piece of shit.

I’ve been held up at gunpoint twice and the cops didn’t give a shit either time, so what the fuck is your point?

Obviously not, but send him a fucking ticket for running the light. Which is the normal thing that happens when you run a red light.

Next time you get a moving violation, will you expect the police to pit-maneuver you?

no one’s gonna comment on the fact that “The Serif” is written in a sans serif typeface? where have all the nerds gone?

it’s where all the cool exiles hang out: fact

Wow, thats fucked.

I would say they can consider themselves lucky it was just a bit of basic vandalism. When you are stupid enough to sack your IT staff en-mass like that you run the very real risk that they could easily cripple your business on the way out.

Pole vault.