“Johnny Cashapp.”

Never change Torch, never change. 

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

I get it, I made a typo. Sorry!

Probably a good idea to give the seller a fake name and address and pay cash. Just in case. 

Lawn maniacs tend to take good care of their car as well.
I mean, look at that turf !

From what I’ve read, it seems to be electric cars in general are doing even worse. Honestly, I’m pretty surprised by that but I think it could be because:
A. Gas is incredibly cheap now
B. When people panic they go with what is most familiar, so fewer people are trying out alternatives

Found the cop/bootlicker.

If bad takes are your rubric for enacting a plank-based justice system, you’ve just bested Bradley by leagues. I’d ask you to let us know how the ocean water tastes as you hit it, but I also suspect you wouldn’t be able to tell given your already astonishingly high salt content.

Damn man, that is one hateful comment.

You can fuck 99% of the way off with YOUR shit take, you dumb piece of shit.

I’ve been held up at gunpoint twice and the cops didn’t give a shit either time, so what the fuck is your point?

Obviously not, but send him a fucking ticket for running the light. Which is the normal thing that happens when you run a red light.

Next time you get a moving violation, will you expect the police to pit-maneuver you?

it’s where all the cool exiles hang out: fact

Pole vault.

Ooo a Nissan Navara...

Apparently it just “beeped and beeped” pointlessly.

Dodge Charger, the orange is the adhesive for the edge trim.

The Astros World Series of Cannonball Runs.

... and yet you wrote something about it and posted it to the largest auto site in the world