I think they should fine The Discovery Channel one billion dollars for making terrible television and being such a failure to humanity.

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius. 

The answer to that one is #2, answer #1 is a cheap jab at unions and protected workplaces of the sort that lazy hack comedians have repeated since Reagan went all out anti union in the eighties deregulation frenzy. Please do not repeat those anti employee jabs, they do immense long term economic and societal damage.

I happen to be in Italy this week and 500s are fricking everywhere. When you’re over here driving on medieval city streets, these little guys make perfect sense. They even look kind of robust compared to Smart cars, original clown car sized 500s, and a bazillion mopeds, etc.

Car was t-boned and wasn’t smoking or anything the ambulance guys were getting a prybar to get my foot loose when the cop decided brute force was the way to go, I could see if there was an indication of fire but it seemed like a bit of an overreaction at the time

“Watch a cop drag a driver out of...”

Cop who had someone pulled over saves man who probably got distracted by cop who had someone pulled over.

Well at least the doughnuts are real. 

It’s gray.

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

We’ll be having a deep-dive about the technical specs coming shortly!

At first I was like, yeah it has a sticker on each fender, so what?  That’s typical Alfa stuff.

You could probably get the sticker delete option for only $6K more.

My usual shill for Chicago Motors: 3.5L twin turbo AWD Taurus.

Does this work for you?

I always thought the steel wheels that VW put on the New Beetle looked pretty sweet. 

I already saw this answer but it was my only choice: the new Defender.

White steelies just look bad ass.

@dichotomy: WTF? I dont even think I have to explain why all of this rhetoric is completely meaningless... this is just one more example of someone trying to rationalize and make God/Christianity more appealing by editing out all of the horrible shit that God supposedly did.