My Ford already comes with a portal to hell. It’s call the door.

Jason, as always, you are a true American hero.

Came to say same. Hurts my eyes almost as much as the Lincoln/Rivian photoshop on the other recent post.

It looks to have been assembled from gross, slimly public transport cheap hard plastics. Imagine what the inside will look like after a day of being an Uber.

Crack pipe. All lifted trucks should be crushed.

Yeah like the LC except this one won’t be used for low speed trail maneuvering, only for tearing up wetlands and mall parking lots.

Guess he was just chomping at the bit to get home.

I would much rather ride the bus with a horse than with most humans.

Take us with you.

There is nothing preventing a truck from having good visibility except lazy, poorly regulated (shout out to corrupt trucking lobby) design led by “fucking morons.” (also shout out to trucking lobby among other groups such as oil companies for helping prevent a viable rail system in the US)

So if I weld a steel plate onto my windshield and just drill two little holes to see out, it’s your responsibility to watch out for me, not vice versa?

Yes it’s totally other people’s fault that you can’t fucking see out of your truck properly.

Not a solution, just one small part of mitigating climate change. Way too little too late.

Yes, perfect solution. Cut down rainforests to grow sugar to insanely inefficiently create fuel for cars. Awesome.

Please don’t leave us Alanis! Actually, you should leave, but please take us with you!

I know, that’s why he needs help.

You need help, son.

Example number ∞ why humanity is about to reach the end of its road.

I cracked a smile for that one.