Not even time has softened the hideousness of this car.

Still my beating heart...why can’t we have anything nice?

I thought Catholic priests preferred to ride younger hardbodies.

Clearly designed by will.i.am

That commercial is so absurd. They laid the sex on so thick I though she was going to start grinding on the shifter.

Like the paint, hate the faces.

Their target demographic more Beverly Hills than Botswana. 

I was about to say “ok, now we are talking, I’ll take mine in teal and finally get to stop hating on VAG” (who lost me as a long-time Audi customer for many reasons, not the least of which was Dieselgate), but then I unsurprisingly discovered they won’t offer in US and so I say once more...

Maybe communism wasn’t so bad after-all.

Too bad he didn’t stay in the car, we could use less of these morons. Then again, if that was the criteria for not surviving, 95% of the population of SC would be gone. Truly one of the top 5 dumbest states. - Former SC resident

You could have at least removed the pole from up your ass before registering your complaint.

Here is an image of the Fur-RAPTOR after an 8mph crash into a curb:

Transparent would have been a better way to go, considering the heinousness of this monstrosity.

We were promised this gorgeous Teutonic masterpiece and instead we got the Q7 :(

Might be worth it to escape Newark.

Nice pedestrian slicers mounted at knee level on the front bumper.

Why would you insult this van by associating it with the Envoy?

Example # ∞ why we can’t have anything nice.

And here is the aftermath of a 10-mph crash: