That thing is... actually awesome!?

Yeah, but...Elon.

Someday I hope to live in a world where my misanthropy isn’t reaffirmed every half of every second of every day.

I don’t want to be part of any COTD that would have me as a member.

Leaked image of final production version:

Oh...no... oh wait I never gave a shit.

Hahahaha... no.

This prissy little ungrateful plebe should be glad he didn’t get beaten and dragged off the plane bleeding. What did he expect, coach is for animals.

Russian pedestrian about to cross the street: “Ah yeeees, bus has already crash, is ok-ay to cross, debris has stopped flying, excuse me, out of the way I am late for evening gruel ration.”

I’m almost distressed by how much I like that color.

Not really CP but also not really NP.

Holding up Walmart as the best example of why Arkansas is smart perfectly made my case.

Not people in Arkansas. It’s well known they generally can’t count past 100.

Oh no not an interesting bold design that still looks kind of modern 17 years later! Shame they didn’t make this. Maybe someday on Mars.

It’s made it this far, what could possibly go wrong now?

I did the same thing in my girlfriend’s father’s Ranger back in high school, except it was on a pitch black night on a dirt road, so, not the same at all, really.

This is the first new sedan I’ve seen from a major manufacturer in many years that is really clean and in line with brand design while not totally overwrought.

Bu...bu...but... ‘merica’s entire unsustainable and super fragile economy is built on poorly informed shmucks overbuying stupid bullshit!

There was a lot of tea drinking involved. I wanted to get either an old Mercedes or an old Land Cruiser and went for the latter.

No I should have demanded one since I didn’t get a very good deal.