Seek help.

I want one of these so badly too!

I want one of these so badly too!

I’d rather permanently be turned into carbon fiber than go to a 72 hour Imagine Dragons concert.

I put black tape over my self-worth warning light many years ago.

Police identified the officer as Sgt. Al Powell and commended him for his heroic actions in this incident.

How I feel after viewing the brochure:

Stories about the midwest are always so corny.

Shame they went through all that effort to build something cool and it didn’t work. Also a shame that this discovery is rather...lackluster.

What was the ticket for?

I read this as an amusing joke and by the end I was about to buy a Challenger on Ebay for my non-existent college kid.

High school girlfriend’s father’s Thunderbird in brutal snowy winter with summer tires. Her father was total white trash...great car to give to your teenage daughter to drive in winter 👌

Well it does appear to be held on with a speed strap:

“There is no place in police departments for men or women who hold such strongly held prejudices...”

but i thought i was on the myspaces and his AOL would get it.

I’m stunned that engine is running so well. And the seat heater works! Impressive. So what’s your plan for the car?

Hay, slow down!!!

All these cars are Voxy AF!!! I want them!!!

Raping desperate and ignorant poor people to fund an extremely opulent lifestyle. Sounds like the what has become the quintessential American way, as evidenced by our current congress and administration. He just was stupid enough to do something technically illegal (as compared to the regular “legal” theft that goes…

Good. I hope they never get it back.