I agree but my 14-inch penis is skeptical.

cool zinger, shithead.

I usually enjoy your comments but I don’t know about this. Plenty of people drink responsibly and have a lot of fun. A rapist is a different animal. I would be willing to bet that these fellows had nothing to drink and preyed upon a drunk girl who was just having fun.

The one, small, saving grace with all these schemers right now is that they’re such hamfisted chucklefucks that it’s at least somewhat of a limiting factor.

I really hope something like this represents solid grounds for an antitrust suit. 

I think they are confident they won’t be punished and while WE realize what’s going on, their target demographic will fall for it Hook line and sinker

Sinclair seems both terrifyingly Orwellian for programming all their mediabots to all say the same shit at once, and ridiculously inept for thinking nobody would catch on.

Canada

That Ugar person is an idiot. Deer need to be culled because the decrease in the cougar population means the deer population isn’t controlled naturally anymore. I get that humans have encroached on deer habitat, but deer are also over-breeding. There are 30 million white tail deer in the U.S.

My karma boner can only get so big.

Yeah I don’t get it either. I’m a vegan and I’ve literally had meat (raw ground beef) thrown at me before at an anti-fur protest, from the roof of the store. Someone carving meat in front of you is not particularly shocking, especially when their job literally is to carve meat.

I think the carving up the leg right in front of them was a good. However the ultimate fuck you was going to the kitchen, cooking up some of the venison, and finally devouring it in front of them.

This is a pretty great “fuck you.” Someone is protesting your business? Do your business in front of them. I mean...what else do you do? They can’t say you did anything else than what you always do.

“We were in shock,” Mari Ugar, an organizer of the protest

Ignore corporations and go after small businesses. Got it.

Deer are cuter than cows.

What exactly was the protest for? If it’s just a place that serves meat, then they have a lot of protests coming up. But is there something specific about this restaurant that’s more offensive than anywhere else?

“It’s just an animal”

Who bit her? It was, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Holly Holm once knocked her into next week and she certainly doesn’t want to experience that again.