Yeah. You think sane people sign up for MMA?

Why are people who make a career out of something most people desperately try to avoid, physical combat, so aggressive?

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

So this was the first fight that either had ever been in, right? I mean, I’m not advocating violence by any means, but holy fuck. What was that shit? With no sarcasm intended whatsoever, I’ve seen playground fights that were better than this.

What do the rules say about those fucking disgusting Mariners uniforms. Holy shit.

What do the rules say about something like this? What if that fan had caused them to drop the ball, or had tackled one of the fielders?

Jackson told police he did grab a bag containing his gun and told his wife that he should shoot her.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

That’s clearly a Stone Cold Stunner.

that 2004 alcs comeback feels singularly responsible for the explosion in popularity for bill simmons, also fuck boston

This is the worst possible answer.

The rules stated that you can’t change an entire season, so as much as it would please everybody outside Boston (eff Boston, amiright?) to see the Pats go 0-16, thus giving them in our minds the perfect season, that’ll just have to live out repeatedly in Rex Ryan’s foot-filled fantasies.

YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!

GTFO

Thanks for stopping by, Sill Bimmons!

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Can I take away the Red Sox 2004 comeback in the ALCS?

It’s certainly operating in the red.