I have two major takeaways from this:

The only thing shocking about it is that Ehrlichman actually admitted it. I’m so used to this shit at dog whistle frequency that it’s shocking to hear it at an audible level.

Almost like the drug war was invented to replace Jim Crow.

Yeah, it’s weird. Probably just one of those, “Notice me, Sempai!” things my tween daughter is always going on about. At some point it just gets uncomfortable, especially when the DSpin writers come out in force to humiliate anyone who notices it and comments.

See, Bill, we know that’s bullshit because nobody who’s been to Boston loves Boston. That’s why you live in LA.

Thanks for dropping by, Bill.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

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We have an ongoing feature where Burneko writes about presidential candidates the day after they drop out of the race. Marco Rubio dropped out yesterday, thus a post today. It’s insulting because Rubio is bad, for reasons you can read about if you scroll up.

I don't know what you're talking about. So far as I can tell this is the first thing we have ever published about Marco Rubio.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

That projection looks optimistic.

The Béchamel Test?

Yeah, but. I mean. I aspire to.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

Slice took down Dada 5000 in a very dumb knockout in the third round (briefly stopping his heart in the process)

A point flew by. You missed it.

And marijuana (which is what he tested positive for at least one of the times) is legal in three NFL cities.

I’m not. A year for something like weed is stupid. The NFL needs to get off his nuts and let a man smoke if he feels like it. No way it’s as harmful as playing football.