I honestly believe that locker rooms are actually one of the very few acceptable places to play music aloud on your phone. Its short-lived, while you change. Have a fucking soul, bro. And I don't wanna hear your fly zippin and your dick bangin, white boy. Shut your mouth and (VERY) gently bob your dumb, white head to…

I think a caveat is necessary for the "travel with a joint" bit. If you want my advice, don't actually travel - like, on a plane - with a joint.

"He's one of only a handful of fighters— Jon Jones, Georges St. Pierre, and whoever else you might want to name—worthy of discussion as greatest in the sport's modern history"

Shouldn't you go back to editing "Grantland", Mr. Simmons?

"Hey man, women don't like cheaters. They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters."

I don't think you understand how rules work.

Jeez, what's with these weak interview questions?

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

HOT TAEK!1!!

When I was assigned the piece by David Granger, present-tense re-creation (qua High Lit Docudrama) was routine at GQ. Granger had instilled this thing of "tell it any way you want as long as you've surrounded the story" in all of us, and it felt right: It was a more immediate and more compelling; as long as you'd…

Yes, that incredibly awful punishment of being called a racist and receiving a billion dollars for a business you paid 12.5 million for in 1981 and ran poorly for three decades.

holy shit, dude, can you jerk Bill Burr off any more? dude's not even that great of a comedian

I watched Bill Burr's special. It did not sway me.

Twins?

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.