"You're welcome." —Cutty

I was on board with this until you got to Dave and Ted and Dwayne and the conference call and the heartbreaking desire for this one day in the rapidly-diminishing days of my life to be different, to break from the ennui, to be one day where I could cry to the world that I AM A PERSON and I HAVE VALUE.

One of the best lines from Face/Off is John Travolta, who really is Castor Troy, speaking about his new face:

"Yup...these are my overlords."

So this is what it's like when a story has no hero in it

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

Ferry: Magic, would you take a message to the rest of the blacks?

While I may have overstated it by saying "rip-off", the point still stands - if it "couldn't exist without it" then how come it already did beforehand?

Couldn't you just as easily claim Taken was a rip-off of Man On Fire? Denzel's been a go-to action guy for a long while now. I'd say the death of Tony Scott hurts that more than his age does.

He does have a point, although it's an ignorant one. Saying Anheuser - Busch is somehow out of line for issuing a statement against domestic violence is like saying Ford and Verizon can't issue statements against texting and driving. A company designs a product; its up to you whether you want to use and abuse that…

He doesn't kinda have a point. He flat out has a point. Booze and domestic violence, and violence in general, are directly related.

"You need a company to tell you dv is wrong?"

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

I see your reading skills are roughly on par with Floyd Mayweather's.

For balance, here is Robert Plant's scouting report on Carmelo Anthony: