This is fantastic, but its very existence proves that the NUMBER ONE OVERALL SEED is Deadspin writers.

Let's just cut to the end of this, we all know who the winner is:

In MMA or Judo she would beat him easily. In a boxing match he would kill her. Not the expression I mean he could, if he wanted, kill her.

In a Judo contest? Yes. In anything else? No.

No Cash or Compensation for Athletes = NCAA

You forgot somebody...

Any alcohol served hot is an abomination.

She is so pretty!

This is unconscionable. Guy Fieri probably wouldn't eat Buffalo chicken dip.

Look, it's not my job to tell you awful, awful people what to like and not like. But, fer chrissakes. Salsa is one of the jewels of humankind. And you morons are choosing derivative boneless Buffalo wing slop over it. That is a thing for you to think about.

Looks like they went to the Stoner Bowl a couple of days before the game.

"This is what happens when you smoke marijuana."

Hey, shouting YOU SHALL NOT PASS would only improve Denver's secondary.

This is great. +1

if Erin Andrews weren't just a smiling pair of tits, we might not be talking about Richard Sherman

Eh, it's different in football. Guys shake hands before the final kneel all the time. The game was already over (albeit barely).

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

Good point, dickhead.

I have a better idea: Fuck you.