One of the few times you can say the phrase “Best case scenario this is just CTE”

A solid example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more...

Bill Clinton should probably be on that list....

isn’t Singer gay? I know he’s an abuser but I don’t think he’s an Equal Opportunity Abuser.

so your game is basically

Diaz likes to stay outside though to use that length he’s not an inside dirty boxer. Definitely more volume oriented than Ferguson but way less rounded, with a way smaller toolbox. And the strategy to win isn’t to catch him it’s the same way that Nate did - weather the early storm and wait for him to fade. It’s a…

This is the moment Conor can truly enshrine his MMA legacy. If he takes the fight and wins he will likely have converted at least 75% of his haters. Heck he’d convert 50% of them by just accepting the fucking fight...

disagree, the last iron chinned rangy striker he faced went 1 for 2 and choked him unconscious off the couch from Cabo... McC barely scraped by winning the rematch (split) and I see Ferguson as way more dangerous, capable of ending the fight himself at any moment, and with an even tougher chin. Basically I am saying…

serious question, can anybody name a comedian (specifically comedian) that has managed to be successful while never offending a single person or group? I feel like even Patton Oswalt defending Trevor Noah’s old tweets pissed some people off. I am legitimately curious what names people reply with...

i too am constantly worried about accidentally masturbating into a potted plant in front of my female subordinates...

nobody is that hungry, dude lol...

hell in a cell Stephen Miller vs. the progressive liberal! loser shaves his... oh wait (book it anyway!)....

“Johnson’s ability to cycle through the options and pick the right one at the right time is unmatched by anybody except perhaps Jon Jones.”

clearly in the pocket of Big Plankton...

1. the word is liberal

How about if she had Canelo winning 10 rounds? Can i think she’s an irredeemable sports idiot then, or still chauvinism? Asking for a friend...

purely anecdotal but I don’t know a single human, personally, that could even make contact off of a professional level pitcher. No friends or family or even acquaintances. Whereas I know several people of varying degrees of athletic prowess, that can dunk on a standard hoop. I have many tall friends and family…

this guy looks like the ghost of Jason Miller’s future...

that is email of the year thus far for 2017. at least for me. WOW. i want to make some sort of white privilege joke about not getting shot to Seth here but he’s clearly suffered enough