She wants to wait to give birth until the kid is self-sufficient - I get it.

“You kids aren’t going out dressed like that!”

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

Essential elements of tragedy are the remorseless influence of character, and events spiraling out of the protagonist’s control. If the person is hasty, or violently jealous, or prideful — these may be the character traits that brought them to the edge of greatness. They are also the root of their downfall. And at…

“I’m white enough, I’m male enough, and doggone it, nazis like me.”

people like you are the real reason trans people commit suicide at record rates. go fuck yourself.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

It is both how they rule and how they roll.

They are the ents in that it takes a lot of work to get them to do the right thing, but when they do, it’s worth it.

I’m going with the Supreme Court as the Ents. Also, I’d like to see Trump as Denethor.

At least she didn’t call it a Five Pillared Plan.

“moron labe”

Nah, MAGA brand will replace Trump brand for the Gadsen/ moron labe crowd.

I can see that...but I’m not convinced on the Leia quote - would need to be more witty a comeback aside from “you’re a pig, I’m changing”... my personal guess is that Han would say something along the lines of:

Dammit Bobby. It’s not a ‘sweet deal’. It’s the fair and honest price every customer deserves.

Stricklin got well and truly grilled.

Max Landis seems to have many of the same strengths and weaknesses as Mark Millar. They both tell emotionally resonant stories about families and relationships but then trick out their material with self-conscious mannerisms. When it works, all of the irreverence and irony makes the vulnerability of the characters…