Yeah but they are royalty so WHO CARES. BRING ME SOME GODDAMN JEWELS TO FILL THE HOLES IN MY SOUL.
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He’s Brother Justin from Carinivale. Don’t know why I didn’t see it before.
The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.
“Baba Yetu, mother fuckers!”
Best civilization one-liner ever.
They call the show “Hollywood Medium” because it’s not well done.
I’d lie to that face on instinct. That’s a “give me a reason to start screaming” face.
So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.
Is that some Paleo shit? I may not be the whitest one in the conversation...
Ways Hillary is like my Oma: I love her, but I’d rather have Bernie in the White House.
“R-E-S-P-E-T-O / find out what it means to yo”—hillary
I know I am being overly picayune here, but that stadium is not a “Factory of Sadness.” If it were, each game, each set back, and each disappointment would look like all the others, mass produced with interchangeable screw-ups, bad decisions, and failed hopes. Nope. Each game is small batch-of-one and colorfully…
Luther Van-Boss: Turkey, gravy, stuffing, Gruyere, green bean casserole, topped with crispy French Fried onions, all sandwiched between griddled cranberry donuts.
It’s not Butternalia, Gemma! It’s Cheesemas! Merry fucking Cheesemas, Gemma!
Mary Christmass in : Santa's Naughty List
Dude, a bullet to the head didn’t stop her. You think your noodle arms are gonna do shit to her?
You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...
It’s funny, because when regulations are passed and he is the poster boy for it, the morons will attribute it to “big government.” Every “big government” regulation has been preceded by some kind of moral outrage or catastrophe- it’s not a fuckin conspiracy. (Great depression—> SEC. Lake Erie on Fire/ acid lakes in…
All black people love Sealab, Quinn is a positive black role model.