The interior monolog script for the next Max Payne game?

Maybe Vox should write an explainer about why it’s bad to let ad sales inject perceived editorial opinion into a publication.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

I’m curious to know how this will actually work in practice....because sometimes managers put subtle or not subtle pressure on their employees to NOT take advantage of benefits.

I WATCH, I REWIND, I WATCH AGAIN!

OH WHAT A GIF, WHAT A LOVELY GIF!

I had to see what this would look like, lol

Cara Delevingne is so Fooly Cooly

Weird Al Yankovic, obviously.

Harriet Tubman on the ten.

It always comes down to this.

“As soon as we were made aware, the appropriate actions took place.”

“ Im not racist! I threaten to lynch all kinds of people! Asians, Mexicans, Jews, Muslims, non-white atheists, Catholics, Gays, Lesbians, those Transylvanias what dress like women, and sometimes regular women if they don’t appreciate me for my winnin’ personality. See?! All kinds of people!”

It’s been around since Greek Mythology. There’s a graduate thesis waiting to be written about how mankind’s longstanding obsession with animal sex has morphed into shapeshifting bear porn.

My rage at Gwyneth Paltrow for this goddamned stunt is kind of boundless. My rage at anyone who pulls this stunt is kind of boundless. You really want to know what it's like to be poor? Great. I'll tell you how to pull it off:

I only came to make sure ATL wasn’t on the list. Everyone whines about how Hartsfield is the worst airport ever, but it is honestly one of the best organized airports I’ve ever seen. It’s just a big grid. Concourse E is the international concourse, and all concourses are connected by a SINGLE underground train (the…

Just this one, I think: