Reminds me of an animated short about a housewife and her love affair with her vacuum cleaner........
http://vk.com/video-35905591…

sorta...she's a grown up version of Chibi moon(was she from the future? and possessed or something?), Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask's daughter. Buuuut......she seduces Tuxedo Mask. :/

If this person WAS real, do you really want a careless, stupid person like that parenting children?

I find Rosie Perez to be grating, but since she occasionally guest hosts for Leonard Lopate on wnyc at least I know she's capable of having an in depth conversation. Although I usually turn the radio off halfway through when she's there. I don't know why I find her irritating.

If you make it in beauty contest using surgically altered looks, shouldn't the crown really go to the surgeon who makes the most "beautiful woman?"

hahaha. I can't take you seriously when you use the wrong words.

It was already a physical encounter when he grabbed her.

As someone who is mixed..I find myself drawn to other mixes. Not even the same mix, because I've never met anyone who is the same mix as myself. I think we bond over not fitting in anywhere.

I'm not sure how impressive that statement is, since we're only 14 years into this century. lol

my friend peed ON a taco bell in manhattan once. After they made my friend buy food in order to use the bathroom, then said the bathroom was "out of order."

They don't even carry my size. The lady there tried to convince me to go down 2 cups sizes and up 3 strap sizes.

A pissing horse is just as funny as boner horse in a political ad. lol

It's traumatizing when you see something white fly by.

Someone keeping to them-self in a corner masturbating isn't traumatic as much as it is funny. It's not funny when it's clear that their arousal is directed at you and they're getting off on your discomfort.

From what I can tell, the people who make the most cock/dick jokes are guys, not misandristic women. Is misandristic even a word?

Or how we've used 2nd rounds of drone attacks in Pakistan while 1st responders are tending to the wounded.

Apparently none of these people actually READ the book. Katniss would be disgusted with them.

I must be really tired. I thought someone named Victoria was having a secret fashion show. It made no sense.

It's easy to confuse patience and silence with subservience. It's also good to know when it's time to stop being patient.

It's irrelevant because the cop didn't know about it. The person he was shooting could've been anyone.

How about both plague AND erotica. Someone who's traveled overseas comes back to the US and starts attending orgies. Maybe fake bsdm orgies since everyone is all into 50 Shades. Maybe diseased fluid gets on to a whip, and each time it's flicked, it sprays germs everywhere.