I think he looks more like a Dagon-like Lovecraftian fish person (and I doubt they would be able to grow facial hair, so prove me wrong!)

So a guy doesn’t shave for a few days? Big deal. You shouldn’t make fun of him just because he had a long weekend. You should make fun of him because he looks like a cursed ventriloquist dummy.

He faced an actual competitive senate race for the first time and has emerged victorious. He no longer feels bound by man or god’s law. That beard is his defiance against the natural order of the universe; his spit in the eye of the holy and sacred.

Didn’t Cruz marry his beard years ago? RIMSHOT!!!

i read it cover to cover; it’s pretty fun actually if you arm yourself correctly

A writing prof of mine once described Finnegan’s Wake thusly:

“You try to read it, and you can’t read it. So you get a Gaelic dictionary and copies of all the annotations and read what Joyce said about it in interviews, and you go in with all that so you can make sense out of it. Halfway through, the book ends. Then it…

There’s nothing to worry about, Donny. These men are cowards.

And spectacular

“An uninspired Legends once again fails to include a new character named ‘Oliver Sava’ who is best friends with the crew and has all of the powers of everyone.”

In An Uninspired Legends of Tomorrow, Alfre Woodard Again Fails To Show Up Playing A Mandolin That Shoots Killer Bees When You Play It

Ava: “Man, that site has gone downhill since 2017...”

Erotic thrillers are making a comeback.  

I’d PokemonGo-to-this-movie.

*andy richter crushes wolf’s head into a diamond.

It was deemed “too powerful for American society”

Those clowns in Congress are at it again.  What a bunch of clowns.  

Whoa! Like Charlemagne said to his chief architect: You’re talking way over my head, Odo.

Dennis Miller saying he’s not mad for politics?  That’s like saying Emmanuel Kant doesn’t really believe in knowledge independent of experience, or Marx claiming that unpaid work isn’t a significant source of surplus value!  Amiright?

I love classical music.