::Ziggy breathes sigh of relief::

COPY EDITORS BE DAMNED...

Hey, he’s just asking racist questions!

[FARTS]

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

BlacKkKlansman is based on the true story of Ron Stalworth, a black detective who managed to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan by posing as a racist why guy on the phone.

It’s a real Godzilla “let them fight” situation.  Except Godzilla is a sympathetic and multi-layered character.

Call her!

the least (LEAST) they could have done was to hire the actual batwoman.

It preserves the structural integrity of my fence, but I prefer convincing others to do it for me. I pretend like it is really fun, and they do it for free!

I’m really hoping we can make some delicious French cuisine from this dead horse, because these guys...these guys...these guys, by Unicron, can’t they just let this shit go? This obsession with linage in a fairy tale is lame. It’s laaaaaaame.

It’s like choosing between Pauly Shore and Carrot Top to give your eulogy.

I’m torn between gleefully accepting my schaudenfreude and despairing that this is and the yacht business are our pathetic consolation prizes for this monstrosity getting made Secretary of Education.

“Hang the rich” -- Robbie Robertson

Boba Loblaw?

would it kill the producers to try their hand at quieter, more suspenseful larceny at some point?

“But he didn’t.”

I don’t know if we’re allowed to post videos so I won’t, but Amy Sedaris had a homage to this video on her show last year.

Somehow, Sean O’Neal, National Treasure, always knows exactly what I need to get me through my afternoon.