They need to have Pikachu investigate a True Detective style satanic pedophile ring.

unless its actually ryan reynolds in a physical pikachu costume, stumbling about half blind and all dialogue recorded through the suit, no sale

It’s the roll he was born to play!

My default reaction to Pokemon for nigh-on 20 years now. 

Sure, why not?

When Pascal, the eminent Belgian paleontologist, was on a break he quickly dashed out of work to meet and tell his sister Monique and her boyfriend Chandelier, who also happened to be his best friend, about the amazing discovery of the halzskarsptor only to be incredulously asked: “Could there be any more neck?”

Life, uh, finds a way

Stop staring at me, swan!

Meh. My dad was a KKK member and you see how I turned out.

if you would just stop having sooooo many abortions, they would love you. why won’t you stop having abortions?

Oh don’t kid yourself. They think centrists are worse than child molesters too.

Honestly, Jeff, it’s been an open secret that they think that way for a while.

Yes, the Roy Moore lady on CNN was a piece of work.

The worst thing that could have happened in the evolution of the net was people viewing it as being interlinked with the real world instead of a sort of alternate dimension.

Inglourious Bajorans

I got a Community notification for this?

Cable news, at its worst, is Fox News. At its best, it is merely worthless.

It’s really mind blowing. They actually convinced people that the tweet was sincere and not a joke. It’s a great joke too! One that points out the hypocrisy and ambivalence of Hollywood.

Don’t disparage the good name of human garbage like that!

And you thought NBC was a mess when they cancelled Community.