It’s feels like a true celebration of winter. That though it is the season of unknown dark and cold you can rely on the hope that burns inside you. Simultaneously warming the body and guiding the mind to Spring.

I think it’s actually kind of pretty. In an eerie way. Much better than the garish display you would expect from the Trump’s, however.

Feel free to not be here anymore. 

You seem to have some confusion about the purpose of the AV Club. 

“of your favorite President (me).”

My TV is showing that episode of TNG with two Rikers in it.

#FRAKESNEWS

“So, Future Boy, who’s President of the United States in 2017?”

It’s snowing in Worcester. #FLAKENEWS

My front yard is now totally clear of leaves.

#RAKENEWS

That’s not how I remember it.

That’s the one where they do the hotel Rashomon style, from different POVs? I thought they did worse since they undercut the Senator by having him say he never held a gun and Karen laugh at the idea he ran for help, and we really will trust her view more as a character we know—as if we should really be that judgmental…

To paraphrase Hollywood Henderson, “He couldn’t spell ‘Time’ if you gave him the ‘T,’ the ‘I,’ and the ‘M’.”

You have to hand it to the coward, just when you think he’s achieved peak douche he finds a whole other gear.

“He then folded his arms, scowled and farted. He farted and farted until he sharted. He sharted until he pooped. He pooped so much there was a pile. And it raised him up just a little bit. Then he pooped so much there was a hill. And it raised him up just a little bit more. Eventually he pooped a mountain. And then he…

Unfortunately, 2006's Person of the Year Donald Trump disagrees.

As 2006's Person of the Year, I’d like to tell him to go suck a fart.

Yes Mr. Shank. Everything stinks.

I think you mean It stinks, son.

Extinction? More like Itstinkstion!

Cry Wilderness was just wonderful. I think I’ve watched it twenty times. I still can’t believe what happens to poor Morgan! What the hell, children’s Bigfoot movie!?! It is so great.