Nice one, Data..

This has got to be the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

The best part of this is that they didn’t accidentally tweet at LeVar Burton instead of Lavar Ball. They just think the guy from Reading Rainbow reinvented himself as a business owner hype man for his basketball playing sons in the time since TNG ended.

Well, if not this, they’d have eventually got around to harassing him for promoting literacy.

Meanwhile, the guy who played Lamar in the Revenge of the Nerds films goes out and sees someone has slashed his tires.

Trump supporters are really dumb. But you don’t have to take my word for it.

There’s no chance in hell Trump knows who Darren Aronofsky is.

WHO SNOWS THE SNOWFLAKES?

So the other day I was watching music videos on Youtube and I clicked on one from the Justice League soundtrack, titled “Everybody Knows,” as I was curious to see if it was a cover of the Leonard Cohen song. It was. I learned two very important things, reading the comments for that video. 1) It’s amazing how many Zach…

They actually used this in the Batman animated series from 1992! Gave me a grin ten miles wide.

More like the Just Us League amirite??

The detail of him watching “I Love Lucy” is somehow the saddest part of this.

HUGS

I’m just here to say that Magic Eye is my shit. I could do these babies in my sleep. Can I put that on my resume? Is that a marketable skill?

Oh please. Nobody’s gonna be surprised by the Easter Bunny. It’s been an open secret in the holiday mascot industry for decades.

By next week, Lin-Manuel Miranda, the ghost of Mr. Rogers, and the Easter Bunny will all have been revealed to be sexual predators. 

It’s just that simple. And if there’s another Christmas-themed Batman movie, like that second Tim Burton one, simply use “Jingle Bells, Batman Smells.”

So… You have the soul of a poet?