Hey! That’s a half-truth!

But does she sleep nude in an oxygen tent which she believes gives her sexual powers?

Well, we already have Joffery...

Now Seagal’s fate depends on an Executive Decision, because studios and production companies are Under Siege 2.

While these accusations have put him Under Siege, he obviously was Pistol Whipped by Eva’s beauty. Due to his Code Of Honor I’m sure he’s trying to seek Absolution by end of Black Dawn.

Yeah, Seagal really thinks he’s Above the Law.

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I bet he’s glad he’s got that Russian citizenship now.

Hmmm no other albums out this week?

It ought to be, since Han in New Hope didn’t know much about the “hokey religion.”

Maybe not for the movies, but there have been plenty of Star Wars stories that had nothing to do with the Rebellion or the Empire. The Han Solo Trilogy from the late 1970s followed Han and Chewie’s exploits in a region called the Corporate Sector, which was controlled by giant corporations and had a more-or-less…

Clearly, the reason he couldn’t move for 14 years was that his muscles were all simply flexing too hard.

Spoons are the Devil’s utensil.

Shut down

Yeah, dude, it is a serious issue. I can’t speak for whoever you’re responding to. But for me...If fewer people spouted off bullshit without thinking, imagine how much better the internet would be.

Because we are narcissistic beings who know only the darkness awaits us in the end and some people find mirth in being dumbshits with dumb opinions that get other people dragged into dumbshit conversations.

I personally find such beings droll and dearly wish for the good ol’ days here where I could just block the…

Lol this is clearly a very serious issue for you

Or, it could be worth noting when even apolitical bros like Kimmel look around and realize that something is wrong.

I know at least 3 people that this will trick.

Mencken also said, “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”