I’m really not a fan of this trend where we try to push celebrities to regurgitate our own opinions back at us, but I guess this is where we’re headed now.

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It’s not a universally held tradition, but here goes: One of the purposes of the Sunday gathering is that worshipers ask for (and, theoretically, reflect on to receive) forgiveness for their sins. If it’s given, then the spiritual burden of those sins is heavily mitigated (if not outright ignored, it depends on the…

Stealing “cuntpickle” for future use.

So, I’m trying to look at some positives here and know that those people are with the Lord now and experiencing eternity and no more suffering, no more sadness anymore.

I want you all to know that I will also not be attending any restricted advance screenings of Disney movies until the ban on the LA Times is lifted, and in all likelihood, after that as well. If anyone wants to start a GoFundMe in honor of my sacrifice, I’ll split the donations 90/10. Just make sure to refer to me as…

I heard Porkins from the first Star Wars had a son and his son is in this movie and he goes to the Porg planet and Porkins Jr. eats all the Porgs.

I believe this is like the 5th sign of the apocalypse, so two more and it’s hasta la vista baby!

I haven’t heard of any of these places, because of course as a millennial I only frequent Fusion properties!

Eh, blurbs is blurbs, they happen — Spy had this great feature called “Logrolling In Our Time” where they would match up authors blurbing each other’s books. At this point I’m more charmed by a Stephen King blurb than anything, he’ll throw his name on whatever and it feels like a generous attempt to do authors favors…

Me doubt publisher cared much about any words in this book besides last two on cover.

I’m ashamed that I clicked on this. Were you ever fifteen, Barsanti? I was uncomfortable all the time when I was fifteen, and I wasn’t on a hugely successful TV show at the time.

To give up on Kinja, as you put it, would bring shame to my dojo.

Yes. Kinja doesn’t let me log in on my phone for some reason. Here on a PC I’m lost in the greys despite commenting on this site for about a decade. Love it, can’t get enough!

Um, hello? Has everyone given up on Kinja?

I try to remind people as often as possible that NBC fired Phil Donahue in 2003 for voicing opposition to the Iraq war. They have been suspect for a long time.

They’re campy and over the top and ridiculous. Even The Dark Knight returns is that way. I don’t mean that they’re stupid or not worthwhile, I mean that they are a ludicrous (as in the “laughable” and “nonsensical” part of that word’s definition) concept. Given that I’ve worked as one of the A.V. Club’s comic book…

I’m sensing a pattern for Colbert on these Friday shows (which are taped earlier in the week): There’s usually an interview you’re not going to get during the rest of the week.

And the Doom Clock moves back a minute.

no, as it was explained in Stargate all planets in the universe look like either a quarry in british colombia, or the forest right behind that quarry. also in british colombia.