How would you like to work for a company whose biggest profits come from the “thoughts” of a self-described sexual assailant and serial liar? The valley has a lot of splaining to do.

Trump can suck a butt. This unnamed ex-Twitter employee is a hero. He’s America’s version of that anonymous guy who stood in front of the tanks in Tiananmen Square.

The sheep are fine. Most of them. There’s this one idiot sheep who refuses to listen to the others when they tell it that wolves are predators, tobacco kills and anthropogenic climate change is real.

Frank Underwood: “I have to go now, my planet needs me.”

Colbert’s too conciliatory. He’s too friendly. I think it’s just not in his character to be the kind of hard-hitting asshole Letterman was.

When I hear about left vs. right on pizza, I think of none pizza with left beef:

What a time to be alive, y’know?

I doubt that any single one was designed to turn an individual’s vote, or to have some discrete effect. They were designed to be a numbing, crappy, inescapable background noise, to create a feeling of ubiquitous idiocy & unreason ... to seed a generalized, low-level despair of politics and one’s fellow citizens. To…

Episode 1: The SWAT Team tries to serve a warrant on a suspect who failed to appear in court on a simple marijuana possession charge. After knocking out a wall with their armored assault vehicle Hondo shoots all the family pets. It is later determined that the suspect hasn’t lived there in 8 months.

Man, I hope this game is a hit.

My understanding is that they targeted extant political and social divisions, and helped both exacerbate them and feed bullshit that got pretty readily believed. I’ve heard a number of people tell of previously non-conspiracy minded relatives turned into raving lunatics by Fox News; this is part and parcel.

Man, I think it would be better if this actually is a fetish site. People getting off to this is super fucking weird, but at least that’s more comprehensible than people being into this for non-sexual reasons.

No Trump is just the ani-christ. The true saviour will come and cast him down and all those that support him who have taken the mark of the beast into their hearts will despair as salvation is denied to them.

Jesus was Satan in disguise the whole time!

The internet was a mistake

To vore!

“That’s where they kept the grain.” ~ Dr Ben Carson

No one has plundered it since 820 AD. Today it just sits there in the dirt getting old and craggy,

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! WITNESS THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH OF THE DECADE! ARM-AGEDDON XVII! SATAN VERSUS JESUS IN A WINNER TAKE ALL SHOWDOWN FOR THE AGES! AT T-MOBILE, YUM CENTER PLAZA ARENA!

::::::::Slowly backs away from the internet, turns off computer, closes door, takes shower::::::