One of the ones who gets dispatched by Blofeld in a pool of piranhas for failing to kill Bond.

So what does this tell us about Manafort?

Yeah, guy has mid-level SPECTRE associate written all over him.

Papa toilets

Where I’m from, we call toilets “Johns.” This man is a father to all toilets. This is not an opinion, this is a fact.

I mean, their best character is a pansexual, time-travelling, female James T. Kirk with ninja assassin abilities.

David Attenborough voiceover:

CGI. We’ll get CGI versions of them

All of them.

Politics Corner - Just hear me out. So, there were indictments and a guilty plea over Russiagate, and somehow they didn’t get public enemy number one - Shrillary Killstons (lock her up, emails, etc.)

No judgement, always loved Anna, she’s real..

I mean, she’s promoting a relationship advice book with the shadow of her divorce hanging over. That’s some whiplash right there.

Easy there, friend. Let’s keep our cool. Under no circumstance should you ever smash that bottle with a hammer.

He’s still on the A.V. Club commenter’s hate list, but he’s lower on the list than say, Kinja or youth.

I think at this point it’s clear MacFarlane was warning us to train for the giant chickens that will soon come to fight us all.

Fox & Friends is leading with “Millenials are ruining Halloween.” I shit you not.

I see 9:30 AM as more of a rum-appropriate part of the day, myself.

I’d really like to believe that this will eventually lead to Trump being thrown out of office but I have zero hope that it will. When the GOP didn’t even flinch when Trump fired Comey in an attempt to shut down the Russia investigation and then went on national television and confirmed as much that sent a message to…

(Everyone on the Right simply chants “Lock Her Up!” with increased volume and urgency.)

I can’t die. Or something.