I finally have a reason to look forward to a Monday!

“According to the Block Universe theory, all of space and time is happening simultaneously and unchanging in four dimensions, which means that grabbing your ass was the only possibility the universe allows.”

Yeah, if charges can be laid against Trump, then Manafort and Flynn are the first dominoes. Don’t get your hopes up, though. The recent full-court press to try to delegitimize Mueller shows how far the GOP will fight to stay in power.

Well, remember that the FBI investigation has been going on for something like 18 months now. Muller got those files in May or so when he got put on the case and he’s had a massive staff working around the clock on it.

“My hand didn’t really grab your ass. It was just a random collision of atoms, set in motion at the beginning of time.”

But enough about PornHub!

There’s this one website I go to that actually used to have a really great comments section.

the long-delayed 18th (!) film

I’m going to type something as if anyone from Marvel or Netflix that makes important decisions uses Kinja.

They need to stop doing 13 episodes, ALL of their series hit a slump, sometimes it’s in the penultimate episode, sometimes it’s the entire second half after the much more interesting villain dies, but they have a…

Exactly.

I have never watched Fox News, so maybe I just don’t understand how it works over there. But I can think of no other motivation for this than “Liberal Tears” or whatever the fuck it is they drink.

The Beatles are a poor man’s Monkees

The only thing that unites the American Right is their fondness of pissing of liberals with abject bullshit. This is merely the pop culture equivalent of Climate Change denialism.

Fox News/Republican math.

2+2=5.

Bezos is gearing up to be the volunteer. He’s gone from doughy nerd to roided douche in the past 10 years.

No longer do you have to pick one dystopia and be locked into that ecosystem for life.

They own the distribution rights (duh), but you’ll still get a producer credit.

This brings up a pretty tricky legal issue. Does Amazon or do I own the rights to the footage of their delivery person masturbating on my couch?

This seems like a real good way to get robbed. Not necessarily by Amazon (though also them) but probably by some kid that’s really good with technology.