But we’re you paid $3 million to microwave those nachos?

I had the same reaction. Pointless wastes of CPUs and batteries.

People still use screen savers?

“SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

I enjoyed seeing them on my junior high school trip to NYC, but haven’t been since.

That would be the most amazing “fuck you” ever.

Gotta nip a fracas in the bud or it could turn into a full-blown donnybrook lickety-split.

Rule of thumb: Just because your name is Grant doesn’t mean you have permission.

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal?

Just because I have a giant penis doens’t mean I should go around raping people.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Pretty much all physical electronics stores are out of everything popular this time of year. Sun/Moon contributed as well I’m sure!

To be fair, Faraday Future also approved the Faraday Future deal without understanding Faraday Future’s finances.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Or Donald Trump requested they do a few passes fro multiple angles to see if anyone can tell it is a combover.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.