Is his mother named Martha?

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

Passion Captured is a solid 90's erotic thriller starring Tia Carrere & Billy Warlock.

I blame the Kardashians, but then again I blame them for most things.

A very happy father relaxing after doing his part.

True

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Well yeah, that’s the whole reason we have internet on our phones: To prove ourselves right and shove it in our friends’ faces. Usually not literally in their faces but you get the idea.

Equal time!

I feel like they’re going to get some attendees who leave perplexed and disappointed.

Between this and Trump’s overcooked steaks - these people can’t even eat properly and they want to run a country? Disturbing.

I cannot WAIT to hear their responses to the backlash.

And Hitler will forever be remembered for his paintings.

I don’t see what the big deal is. We all still fondly remember and celebrate the acting career of John Wilkes Booth.

Get out of here with your inconvenient facts and common sense - we have lies and misperceptions to spread!

They are also showing old Nancy Reagan movies in order to get a conversation about HIV/AIDS started.

I hope he comes back with the electric blue costume and the mullet. He won’t, but can you imagine?

They’re takin’ our acronyms!