Giving them your money will show them!

I think it’s something they do in their off-hours, when they’re waiting for a fresh virgin to tie to the railroad tracks.

A kid in school had a Charizard and said he’d give it to me if I had a card that could beat it because Charizard was the”strongest ever”. I pulled out my Gyarados and thanks to elemental advantage, it would destroy a Charizard. Of course the kid didn’t give it to me, and I hated him forever after that.

is this satire

“For I beheld World_Combo as he FELL FROM HEAVEN LIKE LIGHTNING!”

Now Pres. Camacho

I'm relieved Leo finally has as many Oscars as ThreeSixMafia.

Hot take from my dad when seeing a black presenter:

Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

One room for boys! One room for girls! Intersex people get to shit in a cupboard!

But they don’t get more vindicitive, which I guess means they don’t actually murder you in your sleep.

38% who aren’t sure

Trump voters:

I’m super not getting what insufferable thing Taylor Swift did here.

Have you tried shooting everything?

Are you sure though

Well, despite all the obvious and overwhelming evidence.....That’s a lot of exclamation points so...I guess he’s innocent guys. Boy, do I feel embarrassed. In fact, I don’t even need a verb. Bill Cosby innocent. I wrong. We all wrong. They liars.

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

HELP MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD THAT THEY WONT COME BACK WHAT DO I DO