Fallout 5 is just going to be emotes. “We need to negotiate a treaty between the two factions and get them to work with us if we are going to create a new society, but many have been antagonistic towards our world-view of peace through strongarm tactics”. What do you say?” /smiley, /frowny, /goofy, /angry.

He can’t.

I’m sure she does a fine job, but I think if they had wanted a CHANCE at getting some noms next award season then that role should have been played by Jennifer Lawrence.

is this a page number? did they redact a page number?

this part is my fav

Ah, LORD... Now that’s a blast from the past. Anyway, my vote goes to Drake, from the SNES Shadowrun game. Because how many video game dragons are also the head of a shady megacorporation? With a secret headquarters in the heart of an active volcano?

Ridley, from the Metroid series. He’s a Space Dragon and a member of the Space Pirates. They do evil things... in space.

So, I guess when deadlines are approaching time isn’t a flat circle.

...kind of?

I’m sorry for laughing. It’s like what a middle school student would think would be SUPER OFFENSIVE to Muslims and it’s seriously so juvenile and I feel like a kid for laughing at it. I’m happy the dude was like “Actually this is p comical.”

I saw this cover the other day, and felt an unmistakable stirring inside of me. Something along the lines of “That’s exhausting me and I bet their mothers wish they would put some pants on”

It'd be so edgy if you were, like the edgiest edgier that ever edgied

Wait, are you saying that you somehow believe this has the same fanbase power as Star Wars?

No matter how shitty the film is the property has enough fanboys to gurantee a profit. Star Wars fanatics hated the prequels but they saw each one at least 8 times in the theater just to make sure

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

I would totally trade the Adele album for a new Kesha album. Sony should understand, though, that I am the only person who feels that way.

Makes total sense. She could have shut it down anyways so I don’t really see why they wasted all that time in court.