Me too. Then I lingered confused wondering why they were calling it his debut album.

I’m surprised (and ashamed) at how excited I became when I misread the heading as ‘Will Smith’.

I really do hope that their idiotic demonstration gets invaded by every cosplayer this side of comic-con. praying beefcake misty shows up:

HOW

the things are made of tin foil, tissue paper, spit, and a healthy dose of hope

When Kim K got more famous than her she lost her stylist. She has never recovered from that.

If I had given the matter 15 or 20 seconds worth of thought

Spelunking?

“It’s advocating co-ed showers.”

I feel like that’s the whitest thing I’ve read all day.

Seriously. I mean, if 25 people had surface to air missiles before 9/11 things could have been really different too. Wtf, where do these nutbags draw the line?!

Imagine if 25 of those people had nuclear bombs! Or Bazookas! Or magical powers!

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

I love that they try to reason with you. And maybe lay a slight guilt trip on you while they’re at it.

would like to “eliminate the magnets that attract illegal immigrants,” whatever that means

My reaction exactly. “Hardly Anyone Sees Movie Hardly Anyone Has Heard Of” is not really a shocking headline.

I don’t live under a rock and I never heard a damn thing about this movie. Maybe the promotion was a bomb, too.

dude, have you not seen the Flintstones? humans used dinosaurs to do menial tasks all the time.

“Why don’t you tell viewers where you are again, Kerry...”

Live image of the caller coming in right now.

I love how they are like: “Well thanks for calling, hope you get some help. Oh wait, I guess maybe we could call someone.”