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Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

The part I don’t understand is: If the game was so broken that they had to pull it from sale, why did they choose to start selling it again if it’s still very broken?

I tried to explain the concept behind that story at a party last weekend and there was a stern lecture on the way home about appropriate conversation topics to bring up in polite company.

Hmmm, sounds like this Netflix flick may have plagiarized my work. Thanks for letting me know, I’ll have my lawyer check into that.

I wrote this great M/M romance novel about two star-crossed lovers from families that hate each other for seemingly no reason at all, Romeo and Julian.

“Wildest Dreams” is a total Shakespearean tragedy. If only she were as wise as Pitbull. No one can rhyme Kodak with Kodak quite like him.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

My dog always manages to paw my right breast, when allegedly going for my shoulders.

Hey he is just stating THE FACTS. Show me the horse that directed that movie! SHOW ME.

Please do.

“On vacation.” Oh, Lord.

Right? Load up your Kindle and settle in, lady.

I’m pretty sure Matt Damon knows when diversity is an issue.

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Rating: ****/*****
Comments: Kind of mean but in a way that kinda turns me on so I’m confused about my feelings. Cute avatar. Could be sassier.

So they don’t think that the internet is an endless torrent of anonymous hate streaming from behind a billion computer screens, even while they are bombarded by anonymous hate sent from a billion computer screens.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

Oh my god I saw like a “sneak peak” preview for this movie or something and I think he's just playing the same douche he plays in every movie. He was like I have to grow crops on Mars where nothing grows GOOD THING IM A MASTER BOTANIST or something. Like how can I take this seriously?

No wonder the glass is half-empty!

Not sure, but I think it involves virgin sacrifice and selling your soul.