Kristen,

This Aston Martin comes with a pretty yellow bow.

Congratulations, Mr. RMCjr, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets down off the table.

Smithers! Get my checkbook! And my quill pen!

Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ, on COTD! My award to you is a Ferrari which this lovely lady will deliver at your convenience.

The F40 was barely a kit car.

Headlines we decided were best not to use, in case you were curious about just how lame we all are: Just Another McLaren F1 GTR In The Wall, Dark Side Of The Hoon.

Yeah, I’m just gonna point out that the biker was %100 at fault here. Everybody involved screwed up, and like you said, we hope he’s OK after this...but it’s pretty plain to see that the biker was driving way too fast for what he was doing.

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

Congratulations, to one and all! There were so many beautiful yellow cars posted. Good job to all. Here’s a yellow red Ford GT for everyone me. Good job, guys!

Not to mention that Shea Holbrook has been fielding cars for herself and others for years, and when she isn’t driving in PWC she moonlights driving a jet dragster.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

You want, like, a sticker or something?

Fake, fake, fake, fake!

Congratulations on winning the most distracting screen name.

The were only women, right? May the crabs of a thousand Jordanian whores infest your crotch.

Yea...you’re kinda a jerk...(actually, remove the kinda...).

Dear Kristeneth,

Congratulations, Mr. MonkeePuzzle, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Yugo which this lovely girl will deliver................hopefully. *crosses fingers*