I saw the title and expected spiders.

Miata killer !

Ellen says it’s okay.

Does anyone else want to throw up or

Well in this case I can’t see how the next model could possibly improve on this one

I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Take THAT, Chilton manuals!

Mine JUST arrived at the dealer yesterday :~)>

They do look like they could explode at anytime.

Being low slung is all fun and games till you try to haul your 9 months pregnant ass out of one. I was driving mine the day before I had my daughter and while it made me happy to be driving it, getting in and out was a bish!

She’s probably trying to decide on which half-naked, tattooed chick bent over a Corvette hood from which to choose. Could take hours. Weeks even.

Condom of cars?

This is me. I couldn’t be happier!

This is how I learned to wrench on cars. Many times dad said: “You want to see grandma this weekend? The car needs an oil change and the tires rotated. I’m working 60 hrs this week so I don’t have time to do it”

Trying to keep calm.

Way to go, Ford GT’s! I haz a happy!

Just pack the fuck up and go home, ACR owners. The Series.Yellow is the new king.

Came to post this. I still want one.

Good timing with Cameron’s Gordie Howe jersey.