Every time a Porsche farts flames, an angel gets it’s wings.

florida requires special dispensation though. i grew up in florida. last week my mother send me a picture of the bears wandering the next street over and one of my friends posted a cheerful set of photos of their canoe trip down the wekiva river. 10 photos, 7 with alligators over 5 feet long within arms reach of the…

Well, YOUR front still looks stupid!!

Chris Rock is the best comedian of my lifetime! Regardless of age!

Orlando... you will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

PUNCH BUGGY RED

Are you serious?

I love the way the really big dude walks between them at 37s, and they both split. Really cool guy.

That sounds like a very bad idea, yes.

Creepy? Is that really the most apt word here? Sad, somber, sobering, historic, candid, humanizing, evocative, emotional, even polarizing, sure. But creepy?

i laughed so hard my nose hurts now.

The new Acura NSX is coming out this year.

Congratulations, Mr. TitanE-34 and Mr. SlabSheetrock, on your shared COTD! I have for each of you a Dodge truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she is finished bathing.

we should probably just set Iowa on fire just to be safe.

Thanks for writing this. I also have an open, honest letter to street racers:

Spend $49k in car parts.

She can give me as many commandments as she wants.