Congratulations, Mr. TitanE-34 and Mr. SlabSheetrock, on your shared COTD! I have for each of you a Dodge truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she is finished bathing.

we should probably just set Iowa on fire just to be safe.

Thanks for writing this. I also have an open, honest letter to street racers:

Spend $49k in car parts.

She can give me as many commandments as she wants.

Obligatory:

I don’t know why I laugh, I just do.

How so? I very rarely had any problems with flying. And I’ve flown with almost every domestic airline and various international airlines.

We’re too stuck in this mindset that we should fly to where ever we want round-trip for $100, travel with 50 billion pieces of luggage for free, get fed a 5 course gourmet meal in-flight, get access to entertainment and connectivity for free, etc.

Here, I hope this helps.

Fart can, loud color here, lip there, add a wing, now just go get as many stickers as you can find in your nearest autoparts store.

I think he’s joking, kind of like seeing a unicorn that couldn’t possibly be real.

I bet you’re fun at parties...oh wait I just saw your screen name.

No. It’s definitely “more stupid” than any of those things.

They're just missing little Yosemite Sam's with "Back Off!" written on them.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!