Only one car needed:

Also part Jiffy Lube.

Is it just me?

I think we all know what they're saving the last twelve "H" models for....

In that weather, every pole is at half mast.

Looks like that Challenger....

Tow trucks: you'll never find a more a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I want to buy Kaye Meloni all the drinks. She deserves it.

NO!

Watching this all I could hear is the sound of my dad in my head screaming "What have you done to my lawn?!"

The Onion remains brilliant. The only winter driving news you need.

OOOOOH.

check before he bought the car?

The best car of the 2000's (as the first year for N/A was 2000 model year) was this:

Is this a debate? I don't think this is a debate.

The flying 911

930 Turbo is, and will forever be, the first car I purchased if I were to win the lottery.

you do know that the Tesla is very much 'Murica as well?

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.