Too much cable. Need internet streaming.

As a truck driver I’m in traffic all day and I don’t really see BMW people driving around like dicks. I don’t understand how they get the stereotype.

As a semi truck driver I look at diesel pickup guys as a baseball player does the kids they let run the bases during the 7th inning stretch.

Who invited this guy?

Yeah, that’s how I read it. Doesn’t inspire my confidence either. I used to own a DSM so the fear of drive train failure in me is very strong.

Compact sedans have useless trunks. I to like sedans so I bought a Corolla instead of a Matrix, but I hate it any time I have to use the trunk for anything more than 5 bags of groceries. The Eagle Talon I had could carry twice as much as this car. Next car will be another hatchback.

Hot hatches are the new muscle cars. Everyday cars with hot rod motors and drivetrains. I’m sure 50 years ago people like you scoffed at the idea of paying the asking price of a GT500 mustang.

Worked a small equipment dealership that did this. They never told the customers there were prototypes either. I worked in the parts and service department. It was a pain in the ass.

I don’t know what you’re complaining about. How much more fun would it be to drive around that weird curved bridge rather than over a bunch of speed bumps?

I don’t know about all that. 300hp and AWD doesn’t really qualify a car for widowmaker status.

Took I70 west through the Rockies during a snow storm...on summer tires. No traction control, no stability control. Just me, my white knuckles, and David Bowie’s greatest hits. Made it through, but watched two other people crash. Wasn’t quite the way I imagined my first trip through the Rockies would go.

After Hummer shut it’s doors, I wasn’t sure who’d fill their shoes, but I think Tesla did a great job stepping up to the plate to take it’s place as the new premier douchebag car brand.

A lot of the time dealership prices depend on competition. If you live in bum fuck Idaho and buy Honda parts from only operating dealer in a 300 mile radius, you’re probably not paying less than MSRP. But if you live in a major metropolitan area with multiple Honda stores at your disposal, chances are they’ll be…

Everyone is looking for the asshole that parked their car right next to the pool and those two are the prime suspects.

“Watch it swallow the biggest, bulkiest loads you have.”