Thank you!

Reductio Ad Absurdiam is a pretty lame logical and rhetorical trope. Back to Stormfront with you!

Oh, thank you! I will get right on it! We have a spare bedroom and everything.

Massachusetts is now a sanctuary state. Come at us, asshole.

UK Update:

Single payer, not-for-profit. NOW. That’s the only acceptable replacement.

It’s not shifting from Russia to financials. They’re hoping the financials lead to Russia.

Seriously. Once someone starts invoking “the deep state” in regards to Trump, you know you’re in for a good laugh.

You’re talking to a Trumper. No one else uses ‘outsider president’ or ‘deep state’ seriously. You’re not getting through to it.

In Venezuela, one must bring all supplies necessary to the hospitals which cannot provide them. And the supplies, themselves, are only sold at great cost on the Black Market.

The suit you wore to the inauguration made you look like someone’s crazy old aunt that they only let out of the cellar for graduations and weddings, Kellyanne.

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

Go back to the mother ship immediately - you obviously got overlooked when it came to basic chip implantation.

Just a note- they’re totally going to vote in that Senate Health Care bill this week. The good news, there’s two definite no votes so far, that being Susan Collins and Rand Paul. The bad news is the remaining moderates are hiding in a bunker hoping nobody notices they haven’t said no yet. Supposedly, they’re too…

Well, that’s the thing with liberals. A liberal will say, “we should do it this way, although I appreciate that the other side has a different perspective that has some value to it.” A conservative will say, “we should do it this way, and the other side needs to be run out of town.”

I give you Fintan O’Toole.

If we’re limiting writers to be employed at major newspapers/magazines/corporations, I’d agree with you except for one exception: Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone. I believe he only does one/week, but they are always pretty good if not great (in my opinion).

lol no

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.