I have this vision of us younger generations when we become old people: pointlessly berating android servers for giving us the wrong coffee flavored beverage whose name fills half a page, pounding on the 3D Surgi-Vend Pro machine that ate their $20 but incorrectly implanted their new minicomputer chip, and in the…

I'm totes atheist but when he co-pilots this kind of stuff, then I'm down with Jesus.

A game is only as boring as the person playing it.

I’m a male and I support her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

I think the standard should be the same as it is for work in my profession as a historian: you cite your sources.

We can’t begrudge or forbid artists from sampling others works. Sometimes, sampling or copying can be downright iconic...look at Van Gogh’s copies of Millet’s work as an example...but even these works are…

A fight breaks out in Walmart between two white women and a kid, and no one does anything.

First of all, this isn’t an entirely new idea, only new evidence for an old idea (Muller’s ratchet).

It’s not evo-psych. It just sounds like it because Mark didn’t clarify that the “competition” taking place here isn’t social. It’s genetic. It’s happening on the level of the code that is being reproduced. Yes, sexual selection is good for perfecting and debugging that code. That’s not news. But that isn’t actually…

One of the most pointless comments I’ve ever read.

This is actually the perfect statement. Because I agree she shouldn’t have to apologize, but I am pretty glad she acknowledges that maaaaybe twitter isn’t the best place to discuss these issues.

I like the cut of your jib.

It’s entirely possible. The encounter that prompted me to stop ordering generic G&T was a waiter who was clearly going to bring me denim steeped in darjeeling.

I’ve actually received a number of mangled G&T orders over the years (I drink a lot of G&Ts. I’m an expat Brit. It’s a legal requirement.), so I’ve learned to order “Tanqueray & Tonic” or “Bombay & Tonic,” in an attempt to cut through the confusion.

I agree.

This is a little silly. Just last week I was at a panel on "FGM" and how to stop it at the UN. It was sponsored by an African country, featured African speakers, and was attended almost entirely by African women. You may have different opinions on the preferred nomenclature, but to shame someone for calling it FGM…

I'm a third culture kid, meaning I've lived in many different countries and always felt like, and was treated as, a foreigner. But it made me realize we truly aren't that different. People are people are people. If I can help, I will help. Doing so in the least damaging way is of course important. I would never go and…

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

You'd be a great fit at Ocean Marketing.