What if they work at Mar-a-Lago?

I’m pretty sure it’s what the IRS calls “self-dealing.”

Theft, no. Straight-up self-dealing, yes.

I dunno. I hate Spencer as much as the next Nazi-puncher, and I know the gym has a right to, but I don’t see how this is helping the cause.

ICE never equals POLICE.

This is so weird. I know the dude. He does have a wife. She’s lovely. She is feminist. She clearly misremembered the book (or had some weird interpretation of it in college). He was not stating her interpretation as truth, or even his own view, but asking for other people’s reaction to her interpretation and to the…

So, was the word “planes” the operative word in the contrast you’re drawing between Assad and Hitler? (If so, who the fuck cares.) Or was it “innocent”? (In which case: fuck you.)

YOU DON’T BAKE A TWO-LAYER CAKE ALL AT ONCE, ALL STACKED UP ALREADY.

Special interest group, amirite?

On January 20 they become ordinary U.S. citizens living abroad.

They have known. They have also known that past practice has been to grant extensions, when feasible.

Actually, you understand incorrectly. A friend of mine is one of these politically appointed ambassadors. An academic (specializing in the relevant country) with school-age kids and a spouse who hasn’t been able to continue to work in their host country, living on a government salary.

No way. I’m related to Mitt Romney and Zach Braff.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhppppp.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but now we need you more than ever, Jezebel.