Yeah this is racist

that fucker is from Orlando and I hope he burns in hell

On watermelons: Look for well defined alternating dark and light green lines. Make sure it only has one spot on it from where it sat in the ground. Give it a knock, if it sounds nice and hollow with steps 1 and 2, you’ve got a tasty melon.

Georgia Tech is predicted to finish 6th in the ACC Coastal. This means GT will win the Coastal. Forcing the nation to watch the triple option trying to keep up with Deshaun Watson on Thursday Night and the ACC Champioship game. From Tech fans everywhere, we apologize.

What I’ve read here is, the Mariners blew a six-run lead.

— y’all voted Central Florida No. 1 in the inaugural Deadspin 25; the Bulls won zero games in 2015—but while topping a winless squad will be tough, I have faith in you to somehow fill this year’s top spot with a candidate just as deserving.

why the hell aren’t these in alphabetical order

I’ll be honest- I’m balking at the article’s last line.

Madden manages like he's secure in the knowledge that if his risks don't pan out, he'll still be considered one of the best, if not the best, manager in the game, and will be hired anywhere as long as he wants to. He's intelligent, adaptable, and seems to have the game put in the right perspective. The Cubs get…

Sure makes road head with Cliff that much easier, huh?

More like Texas A&M Naggies, right guyz?

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

Irony is accurately pointing out that something is incoherent while also managing to be incoherent. Well done.

By “decline” you mean be a top contender for the next 3 to 5 years as Kucherov & Drouin both just got the ability to buy beer, and they are positioned to lock Hedman who is now a top 5 defensemen up long term. Facts are fun.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

What makes you think that nobody nice is going to die in 2017?

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

So this is the first time you've watched baseball? Congratulations, you are now the editor of Deadspin.

Ha came here to say this.